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We like to say it could never happen here. Americans are
that.

Don’t you fucking believe it.

Yes, we still have the vote—for now.
United States. Not more per capita: more straight up.

Poor wanking British: we just like to watch.

The nerochip is our line in the sand, mates. Yes, they will put it in criminals first. Yes, most of
page with intent are killers and rapists and thieves—the scum of the fucking nation. But when a man goes
wrong, we can fix him

Operation Chip Sweep proves the nation is going wrong fast.

If you want the chip ou
The C

1. I was a medic jabbing bums in Belfast and Wight
for onwards of 8 year. I know what I’m doing. Don’t
think for your
EXACTLY what I fucking tell you.
2. You need: a non-cotton bandage (I recommend
Telfa), tweezers, a
preferred) and a disinfectant. NOT pero
your mum – peroxide is an acid and eats the edges of
the wound. Tough t
you’re sporting a homemade scar. I recommend
green antibacterial so
3. Sterilise your knife with the lighter. Heat both
sides just abo
4. Lay your left in
bracelet of three wrinkles at your right wrist. The
of your left middle finger should be on top of the two
tendons that rise when you
your eyes on the V of your two fingers. Ma
spot with a biro.
5. Daub that spot wi
disinfectant.
6. Cut a 1 cm long incision parallel to your tend
No, you will not accidentally slash your wrists. Yes,
there will be bl
knickers out of your arse and bite on a
7. Flex your hand backwards. The wound will flex.
Have a good long butchers.
8. The nrochip is just under 0.5 cm long and is
bright red. Gently grasp it with the tweezers and tug
straight up out of the wound. Yes, it will fucking hurt.
Your right fingers m
9. Peel up the chip and put it in some cellotape. Stick
the cellotape inside somethin
keep it moving. Bikes are also good—pick a courier or
student.
If the operation g
practiced cutting the inside of my bicep. It’s sensitive and private.

Remember – you’re just meat. You’ll heal. Every drop you bleed is a reminder you’re alive and free. F
it.
England

We like to say it could never happen here. Americans are stupid, Americans are scared, the English aren’t like
that.

Don’t you fucking believe it.

Yes, we still have the vote—for now. But right now there are more security cameras installed in Britain than in the
United States. Not more per capita: more straight up.

Poor wanking British: we just like to watch.

The nerochip is our line in the sand, mates. Yes, they will put it in criminals first. Yes, most of you reading this
page with intent are killers and rapists and thieves—the scum of the fucking nation. But when a man goes
wrong, we can fix him with a gun or a rope. When a nation goes bad, we’re all fucked.

Operation Chip Sweep proves the nation is going wrong fast.

If you want the chip out, you’ll have to do it yourself. Here’s how.
The Cut-Out

1. I was a medic jabbing bums in Belfast and Wight
for onwards of 8 year. I know what I’m doing. Don’t
think for yourself, it’s not your strong suit. Just do
EXACTLY what I fucking tell you.
2. You need: a non-cotton bandage (I recommend
Telfa), tweezers, a lighter, a sharp knife (scalpel
preferred) and a disinfectant. NOT peroxide. Sod
your mum – peroxide is an acid and eats the edges of
the wound. Tough to lie to a grasshopper when
you’re sporting a homemade scar. I recommend
green antibacterial soap.
3. Sterilise your knife with the lighter. Heat both
sides just above the tip of the flame.
4. Lay your left index and middle fingers over that
bracelet of three wrinkles at your right wrist. The tip
of your left middle finger should be on top of the two
tendons that rise when you clench your fist. Keep
your eyes on the V of your two fingers. Mark that
spot with a biro.
5. Daub that spot with a 2-3 cm diameter circle of
disinfectant.
6. Cut a 1 cm long incision parallel to your tendons.
No, you will not accidentally slash your wrists. Yes,
there will be blood. Yes, it will fucking hurt. Pull your
knickers out of your arse and bite on a fucking stick.
7. Flex your hand backwards. The wound will flex.
Have a good long butchers.
8. The nerochip is just under 0.5 cm long and is
bright red. Gently grasp it with the tweezers and tug
straight up out of the wound. Yes, it will fucking hurt.
Your right fingers may start to twitch or curl. Go slow.
9. Peel up the chip and put it in some cellotape. Stick
the cellotape inside something like a bus or taxi to
keep it moving. Bikes are also good—pick a courier or
student.
If the operation goes tits up, you’re going to find the prison doctor reinserting it. Before I took out my first, I
practiced cutting the inside of my bicep. It’s sensitive and private.

Remember – you’re just meat. You’ll heal. Every drop you bleed is a reminder you’re alive and free. Fucking use
it.

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